connoreve

I'm Connor.
maryland.
20.

rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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ilikeyouandvodka:

shouldnt:

ilikeyouandvodka:

shouldnt:

If Shaquille O’neal was a banana he would be Shaquille O’peal

If Shaquille O’neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’teal

If Shaquille O’neal was a criminal he would be Shaquille O’steal

If Shaquille O’neal was emotional he would be Shaquille O’feel

(via skruaskew)